>>77365822Could be worse. My dorm room in college was on the 17th floor so I'd leave to floor to ceiling windows open all the time.
So imagine me lying on my bed with my eyes closed, headphones in, butt naked, spread eagle, fapping furiously only to hear a strange sound. I open my eyes and see the male 50-something high-rise window cleaner looking me dead in the eye before shaking his head.