>>4458606Koopa : Well, Doc, I think I did pretty well on my tests. You may shake my hand if you like!
Doctor : Well, under the circumstances, I'd rather not.
Koopa : Eh?
Doctor : Ms. Koopa, I'm afraid you are the sickest woman in the United States. You have everything.
Koopa : You mean I have pneumonia?
Doctor : Yes.
Koopa : Juvenile diabetes?
Doctor : Yes.
Koopa : Hysterical pregnancy?
Doctor : Uh, a little bit, yes. You also have several diseases that have just been discovered - in you.
Koopa : I see. You sure you haven't just made thousands of mistakes?
Doctor : Uh, no, no, I'm afraid not.