>>11245530Yet again, it should be me saying this to (You).
Friend, I'm offended that (You) assume I'd ever stoop to such lows. I need no dakimakuras, I have two lovely wives that love to cuddle, I barely even need pillows as a whole - their laps are much better and much softer than any pillow.
I need no dakimakuras, nor figurines, nor anything else - I have my precious wives and as long as they're with me, I need nothing else.
If (You)'re still in need of all this copium though, then I can probably arrange a daki cover or a tapestry for (You), either with a discount or totally free. I might have to... persuade my wives and sacrifice some of my- excuse me, I meant OUR sleep, but at the end of the day we'll all be happy.
Since (You) brought it up, I might suggest just that right now. ...Once they stop biting me for still being on my phone in bed.
