>>73941999Let's add some of Aqua's SAO autism to the mix
>Ichimi!Anon tosses a sword down in front of Nu-Anon after his latest failed attempt to get him and Marine to accept him and that he would take care of Aqua>The sword fucking makes an indent twice its height into the dirt>"If you can learn how to wield that little toothpick, I'll give you a chance to prove your worth." >At first Nu-Anon can't even pick it up off the ground, even when he's red in the face, but he refuses to quit>Each day he comes back, trying to pick up the sword, Ichimi!Anon occasionally comes out on breaks to crack a beer and watch, having expected him to give up, but he keeps trying, Aqua also shows up to cheer him on with her cringey anime lines>Eventually Nu-Anon can lift the sword, and begins to stumble around to maintain his balanceWe can give Ichimi!Anon a cool pirate saber too and give Marine something to gush over.
