https://youtu.be/G0CHliA6f5QYou got less than 35 minutes left to finish up your VODS reps or whatever thing you stinky ojisans have been up to during these dead hours because you are required to check out AsaKoyo news, the Number 1 News Show starring the Number 1 Koyote. If you don't show up, you will have to wear the cone of shame and be laughed at by a bunch of short girls, mocking you for your incompetence and inability to do anything right in your miserable old lives.
