>>58251650Fuck you! My brothers friends cousin had a diabetic attack from an assault tart. And when I go to the store I see a whole shelf of unsecured pop tarts just sitting out. No security. No waiting period. Just anyone can grab them! I even saw a child as young as 3 wandering around carrying one! What is wrong with you people!? We need common sense PT control laws NOW! Restrictions on filling! Limited times on toasting! Tracking of toaster sales! No man needs more than a piece of toast!
As an aside which should I get? I'm feeling the cherry frosting.