>>48049639>just pretending to be a married couple>calling him my husband ironically>calling her my wife ironically>just flirting for a bit, haha>merely pretending to care about each otherVedal's god damned Loid Forger, or at least gonna end up like him, I swear to god.
If even /vt/ is shipping you, you've fucked up and wound up with an actual wife, and I'm all here for it.