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YOWZA!!!! V-VEZALIUS-SAMA!!!! D-don't tell me.... You've released your MAGIC DRUG MIST onto the WORLD and now you are going to CORRUPT the ENTIRE HUMAN POPULATION?! You are going to UNLOCK ALL their DARK DESIRES, like GREED, MATERIALISM and even * GULP* their LUST?!?! And while you SHRINK and BOTTLE me into a TINY and RESTRICTIVE GLASS JAR, the VEZKITS will be BLAZING it UP with my PURE MALEWIFE?!?! You will give Shu a TRACE AMOUNT of MAGIC DRUG MIST in order to ENHANCE his EVIL traits, meaning that he will HUMILIATE and ABUSE me with a VIGOUR never before SEEN!?!?! MEANWHILE, you are going to FILL my JAR with the mist, making me HORNIER than ever?!?! As MORE and MORE YAMINIONS KOWTOW to my malewife's WILL, and begin to RUN a TRAIN (foreshadowing) on humanity, I will be FORCED to keep on JACKING OFF?!!? And as VANTA and WILSON watch HELPLESSLY, I will FILL my OH-SO-TINY PRISON with SEMEN, and eventually DROWN in my OWN CUM?!?! But during the FINAL MOMENTS of my SAD, PATHETIC, MEANINGLESS but OH-SO-PLEASURABLE LIFE you are going to THROW me into the DEAD ZONE?!!? I will be FROZEN and TRAPPED, UNABLE to MOVE and being TORTURED by the CONSTANT ANGUISH of NEAR-DROWNING for over TWELVE THOUSAND YEARS?!?! ALL the WHILE, I'll be CONSCIOUS of EVERY MOMENT in my NOW NIGH-ETERNAL PRISON?!?! B-but My MIND and the VERY FABRIC of my PSYCHE will SLOWLY UNRAVEL from the sheer LONELINESS of the TRAP!!! And then when Shu, my new MASTER, are GENEROUS enough to FREE me from my TORTURE CHAMBER... I will have gone COMPLETELY INSANE, and after MILLENNIA of BEING SOAKED in my VERY OWN CUM and being UNABLE to MOVE or GOON, I will be SO PENT UP and HORNY that I will only have ONE thing on my MIND, that is getting to SPANK my MONKEY! As Shu's ARMY of EVIL SLOWLY descends UPON me and BEGINS to PAINFULLY RIP ME TO SHREDS, I will have NO CHOICE but to JACK OFF as HARD AS POSSIBLE, THEREBY COMBINING THE MOST TERRIBLE PAIN with the GREATEST PLEASURE!!! I CAN'T WAIT! YABBA DABBA DOO!!!
