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Champs, I didn't want to post this until kiki was asleep, but all day today at work I've been dealing with the half-remembered memories of something that I hope was just a bad dream, but that I suspect was actually astral projection into an alternate bizarro-reality where everything was WRONG. I don't know who else to go to with this. In this dreamworld, I woke up in my bed as normal, and went over to my computer to see if kiki might be streaming, not suspecting a thing. But when I turned on the monitor and brought up youtube, it showed that I was only subscribed to one channel, and it wasn't kiki. It said the channel was streaming live, so I clicked on it, and there on my screen was a vision of absolute horror.
I saw in front of me an orange-haired anime catgirl vtuber, named Miyoki Nyan Nyan.
She spoke with a distinct, musical Irish accent, except for when she frequently dipped into an extremely exaggerated Crocodile Dundee voice and just said, "I'm from Sydney, 'stralia." over and over.
She wore the exact same clothes as kiki, with the only difference being they were Photon color scheme.
Someone told her in chat to download Windows, and I swear to God she looked up from the game she was playing, zoomed in on her face, stared me, personally, dead in the eyes, and said, "Oh Champ, you know I only use Gentoo."
I woke up screaming, and since then I can't shake the feeling that at any moment I might find out I didn't wake up back in the right universe.
