>>34239658>"Shh... It's okay... You're my strongest little sapling, aren't you?"uuuuuu mmommmy it hurtts so baaaaaaaaadd
>"I know, but don't worry. It'll all be over soon. Maybe I'll even take you out for ice cream afterwards if you're especially brave-">*deep gurgling*moooommyyy p pleasse maake iiit s sttooooop
>"You're almost done! Just keep pushing! And remember, this is all completely natural!">*bones cracking*aaaaaaahhhhh uuuuuuuu ppplleeeeeeaaaaasseee uuuuuu