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Disclaimer: All feet were personally sniffed (except for the bottom tier), handled with care, and tested quite thoroughly in quarantine, and no scientists and testers were harmed in the process.
>Hottest Feet!
These feet have met my standards and surpassed them! Absolute beauties! The best feetsies I have ever laid my eyes upon. You will not be disappointed when you have these with you. Whether you just want something nice to look at, something that smells pretty, or amazing shaped feet to jack off with, these will get you your fix!
>Cute Feet!
Just barely a cut under the top tiers, these feet can meet the needs of any connoisseur! They can match the top tier feet in terms of satisfaction if you simply are a casual enjoyer as well! What holds these feetsies back is something most won't catch: their scent! The aroma just doesn't quite capture the very subtle and complex scents that the best feet give. It's a shame to be so close, but don't let their slight imperfections stop you from enjoying them!
>Decent Feet!
These feetsies are pretty standard for most ground hand enjoyers. They do not disappoint, and they are always there for you just like your good ole right hand, Betsy. If you're looking for the premium experience, look further up. These are your industry standard to help a man get by day-to-day who doesn't have worries about the higher things in life. The working man's feet enjoyers belong here!
>Just Okay Feet!
These feet are too average for the fetishists. There is nothing special about them, and they do not create excitement. These feetsies in particular try their best to mimic the standardization of fetish feet, but they cannot match them. These feet only exist to fool the newcoming stompers fans.
>Bad Feet, Ew Stinky!
Beware connoisseurs for the traps laid before you. These are the completely vile and abhorrent abominations that ever got to touch the Earth's surface. Luckily for the most prestigious enjoyers, these feet can be detected from quite a distance away. For the less aware however, they may not be so lucky. Once these bear traps get put around your dick or hover inches from your nose, it is too late. They will extract parts of your soul and steal your senses from you. Do NOT let these stompers near you. It is to be said with the upmost importance that these are life ruining feet. Godspeed.
