https://twitter.com/Raimi_Ricotta/status/1749502438627758183So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Raimi's wig and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a red windsor cheese slice and looked at me from with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by showing a brand new cheese wedge. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yep (smile)."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter now and days?" He said he was confused, but then the cheese wedge got really hard, which made me take off the wrapping. I expected him to scream, "Oowaidei!" as I made him a cheese sandwich, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Raimi!" which made me make a cheese sandwich for myself. Before I knew it, I was making fondue for him for the first time, till he was full.
The fondue was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want you to stream now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both full, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I just cheated on my oshi!" But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while washing the cheese-covered dishes, "Lets just pretend I'm still Raimi."
