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I saw some bitch on Twitter tossing around the notion that Shu's nipples didn't have a flawless shade of pink, and were dark brown. Yes, I know, I had to do a double take too. It's like claiming the Earth is flat. This bitch seemed to be operating on a wavelength that's completely out of sync with human beings capable of logical thought. I mean, how do you not see that Shu is a goddess among mortals and thus his nipples must have a flawless shade of pink to the point you'd wish you were reborn as a baby and sucked on those flawless juicy nipples dripping divine milk with its unparalleled richness and sumptuous creaminess and boasting a velvety smooth texture that transcends reality, delivering an ethereal experience. It's like denying that the sky is blue or that my penis isn't hard right now as I write this. I propose that we hunt her down and wack her head with our Shu acrylic stands. Who's in on this?
