>>17041130Hear ye, hear ye, I bring news of the /gorls/ monarchy at delegate's behest: Let it be known that the four gracious kings that rule this small nation extend their warmest regards to the cartographers that have undertaken the grueling task of mapping the world and invite them to ongoing festivities, which include:
A banquet, held by the illustrious Nina Saotome, heiress of western indies and as he gods would have it, their favored daughter. Every month or so noble and commoner alike gather at the amphitheater built by Lady Saotome's personal attendants and partake in the celebrations, with the Lady herself performing a riveting singing show that is talked about in the neighboring nations for weeks.
Self-defense lessons from Kitanya and Nekoreen, the two have had a long history of defending themselves against the melanated hordes that assault their southern estates and have brought their strategic wisdom into the defense of the capital city, a moat filled with crocodiles guards the outer walls, as the black masses do not know how to swim the crocodiles make easy work of them.
Finally, Koopa Fortuna is the armorer and general of the nation's army, her encyclopedic knowledge of weaponry, ranged and melee, trumps the other kings' to the point that she has forgotten more than they know. Hunting parties and maintenance of weapons are a common occurrence in the old town area, where the king discusses her most recent battle wounds and more often than not slips into tangents that no one knows how to respond.
Consider our offer, we will be waiting
