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>be a single parent with 10 children
>for this Christmas daddy got a sweet sponsorship and everyone is getting a PS5, yay!
>as part of the deal though we are only allowed to eat pepperoni pizza for an entire month
>2 of the children were ecstatic, "I get to play my favorite game ever, Minecraft on the PS5 AND I get to eat pepperoni pizza every day? this is the best Christmas EVER!"
>6 of the children are questioning whether a console that barely has any games is worth having to stomach a whole month of pepperoni pizza, but other than that "hey I do love me some pizza and I get a free PS5? yippeee!" they exclaimed
>1 of them shuddered at the thought of pepperoni having to touch their tongue "yep that's it I'm outta here, PS5 be damned I'm moving in with mum bye!!" she cried out
>the rest just shrugged as the last child muttered to herself
>"ahh the pepeloni, pepeloni. you know the pepeloni? the nooo one. i always, i always order the, the domino. domino pepeloni and without pepeloni. i always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. pepeloni! i like pepeloni, yeah. i always, i always order the, the cheese- cheese pan. ahh how can i explain? i can explain by my drawing! i always order like the cheese pan that it has cheese on here, this part, the ear. ear of pizza. and then, i order- wh- when i order pepeloni, the ear- it always have a pepeloni on h- on a top, but i pick up these... away! cause i don't eat it. and then i eat the cheese pan pizza. okay? you understand? understandable! pepeloni! yes."
