>>80414569I don't love it when they make fun of me. I love it when they make fun of (You).
I make money, I fuck pussy, I go out drinking with friends and we laugh and have fun and hug each other at the end of the night and say "see you around bro" and I come home buzzed and relax by sitting down at my computer and watching anime girls stream video games while I shitpost on 4chan and laugh at retards like you. I know all the memes. I have folders full of le epic soundposts and reaction pics. Because, there's nothing special about being a friendless fucking loser failure like yourself. This place wasn't made as some secret clubhouse refuge for worthless people and it's fully possible to have a real social life and relationships and still be /here/.
And the reason I hate failures like you is that you ruined your own life by being a lazy faggot but you cunts always have the temerity to blame everyone else around you for your own self-inflicted problems. You fat slobs and autistic fucks never even try to improve. You just wallow in self-pity and act like the universe owes you even though you've long since given up putting any effort into doing anything about your circumstances, instead you get all self-righteous on 4chan like this place belongs to you just because all you do is sit here all day masturbating and stewing in your stink. And then when the chuubas call out people like you, you act like we should all be offended on your behalf because we all must be friendless pieces of shit too if we're in /hlgg/!!! Nah, fuck yourself. Go throw out the mountain dew in your fridge, drink water and do some fucking push-ups, or just commit suicide already. Stop half-assing it.