>>78333051Dear Pippa,
By now you are probably awake. I've written an itinerary of things to get done today.
1. Take a bath. You stink.
2. Chicken and rice is in the fridge, probably.
3. We're out of condoms. Get the usual, the family size magnum 0.001 xxxl.
Love ya, smash ya sweet ass later,
Anon.