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Fun Oblivion Fact!
The main evil of this game, Dagon, was originally a minor retard called the "Leaper Demon King," whose entire life was defined by the fact that he could jump really, REALLY high!
He teamed up with a guy called "The Greedy Man" to steal bits of the Kalpic Cycles before Alduin could eat them, then adding them to the next Kalpa, so it would keep growing larger, and eventually Alduin would die from overeating one Cycle, letting the world live forever!
Alduin found out early, though, said and I quote:
>"You stupid little fucker, do you even know what would HAPPEN if that happened, my dying and being unable to eat and the kalpa left to run forever? Why do I even ask, you who are a little low spirit whose only real power is jumping around?"
He then fucking ate the Leaper Demon King on top of the Throat of the World (the mountain from Skyrim), and his digestion turned him from a jumping faggot into Dagon, Prince of Destruction, doomed to destroy the world until he can repay his debt and return to Alduin all of the scattered pieces of Kalpas he stole!
The Greedy Man got away, because he's an insert for Todd Howard!
