Quoted By:
I've solved the Sakana riddle.
It's so painfully obvious to me that multi-million subscribed YouTube star Jaiden Animations is working for Phase Connect, that it's not even funny. In fact, it's dementing that you Cretans have never even recognized the riddle Sakana had secretly placed right in front of us. He's a genius really. I've been here for a while, about two months now and I'm shocked none of you faggots have ever even drawn the connection before and solved the very obvious riddle behind Sakana's master plan.
It's sad, really.
Pico's home corpo Phase Connect is a sleeping giant of a corporation. Once word gets out that Sakana has secured one of the largest Story Time Animation YouTubers, Hololive is going to be called HoloDEAD. Oshi Pull is going to be the number one selling TCG in the universe. And every Zatsu for the next two weeks will be discussing this. The best part? This was planned from the beginning.
Don't believe me?
Well buckle up, because like Saya's GFE, you're going to love this next rrat next.
Sakana did his best to make it obvious from day one that he had this tactical nuke of talent in his arsenal, but he didn't count on the STUPIDITY of his viewers to delay solving this riddle (really this blunder stems from Sakana's overwhelming optimism for human capability and his great patience). At any rate, Sakana had counted on us to see the Phase Connect Logo as a rearrangement of this Jaiden's cartoon YouTuber hair, but of course we were too distracted by the talents to see (Sakana has some great product, doesn't he? I love Hime, what a hard worker). Anyway, not only that but he counted on us to see that this YouTube smash hit has the same voice, same interest, same temperament, same pet animals as Pippa. But we failed at that pretty hard.
I don't see how he could've made this anymore obvious and you need to reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight with "I'm sorry Sakana" as a meager attempt at apologizing for delaying Sakana's master plan. Never doubt the Fish. Dizzy will likely make the announcement in two weeks during the next Phase Connect Weekly. We love Dizzy, right? What a young beautiful woman. Can't wait to see what Pippa does now that her full power is going to be unleashed.
If you think that's crazy that's not even the only Sakana riddle, look for clues on every Panko and all will be revealed.