>>34496906To be fair I do this do whenever people ask.
Every fucking time someone wants shit at work they start off with a Hi Anon. How are you?
Then they wait for me to respond before they ask for shit.
So at this point I usually just say the truth and go "pretty tired. had a long weekend. Grandpa had a heart attack" etc.
Then they have to act like they care which is always fun. My hope is that they feel slightly bad about bugging me. If I can make their day even a little worse that's a win.