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>Ran over a squirrel on my way to work this morning
>Immediately spilled my coffee on my pants after I got it
>Pressured into doing overtime by my boss
>Coughed while eating lunch, spewing food all over my monitor
>Opened a shaken can of soda and got my hands all sticky
>Caught my girlfriend cheating with the milk delivery guy yesterday
>Opened my bank account to see that it was overdrawn $650 by all my memberships
>Come home to find my window was broken by the neighbor kids and their nerf guns
>Kaichou graduates
Man, this day sucks. And to top it off, there are even people who didn't read the first letter of each line...
