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Computer,
recreate 21st century virtual YouTuber Ninomae Ina'nis from Hololive, including all normal life functions and make her compatible in our dimension without losing her virtual aesthetic and her crippling buttocks. Make her not shower for two weeks and increase her dork level by 2% to not crash the simulation. Override the standard geometry protocols and commit 25% of simulation capacity to maintain her original chest size regardless of situation with no positive tolerance and -0.00001 centimeter negative tolerance. Make her outfit be only a thin white t-shirt that is five times larger than her normal size making it easy for another person to fit underneath. Recreate a one-to-one scaled copy of her room, excluding Burrito and Ane'nis. Increase the temperature in the room to 34 degrees Celsius, raise the humidity level by 289% and disengage all the fans in the room. Increase her sweating levels by 400% plus another 100% for armpits, ribs, breast area, belly, inner thighs, buttocks and forehead. Keep her hydration level optimal throughout the simulation. Give her pubic hair expected for woman in her 30s that never shaved and give it two-tone color similar to her hair lobes. Increase the sensitivity of her hair lobes by 300% and increase their swelling level by 250% when aroused, make them lactate finest maple syrup from 21st century even when not milked or sucked. Increase her libido by 700% and make her ovulate in an instant with the codename Whiskey Alpha Hotel.
And computer, delay the Violet release until the simulation is over.