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My spum reserves are running dangerously low. I’m not sure if I can stream in this condition, a lowly spumless mess. Wretched, cast aside, and lacking in spum. Would my viewers even want to watch the stream of a chuuba lacking in such a critical ingredient? Is it not the essence which separates the serfs from the kings? Maybe I can make up for it somehow. Would a stream where I lay an egg be worth watching? You know, just really push an egg through my urethra and see what sort of critter hatches from it. Surprise! It’s a little duckling! Aww, how cute. I think everyone would forgive my spum deficient streams up until that point if I birthed a duckling through my gland. They’d say “Now that’s what I call content”, and they’d clap.
