>>94074533>*starting with reverb on*>*BONK*>ow aw owww *shrimpcat noises* ow aw *laughs*>dontmindme dontmindme dontmindme >hummm hi>i noticed i had my reverb on cause i was recorded pickup lines then i was like wait im muted and i had this little sound effect i was gonna do so i unmuted myself and i lifted my leg up cause the way i sit i put my legs up and get comfortable and stuff and i hit my knee and my knee hurts and ow ow ow *shrimpcat noises* >>hi puri>*laughs* hi everybody chuchchumwaah i kiss you>all my settings are kinda whack ...>why am i nervous?>i took a page out of Kara's book and drew a little some a made a shoost scene>waniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i kiss you>told myself i was gonna do some funny pickup lines for stream today and was gonna prep asset and stuff but i slept>girlies were playing shrimp game on roblox>eveyone with a big family probably can relate but when one person gets sick we all get sick>im just a silly girl in a single wor- huh?>a silly girl in a silly world>might spoil a bit of the model today, was gonna wait but>very much cherish all the sweet maros i get *cutely aggressive shrimpcat noises*>i want to debut and but i want it to be gooder quality>im so bored when im home especially when im sick>i was debating just twitter spacing but>im shaking, im so nervous how does Kara do it??>fake it till you make it! i tend to hype myself up>>you're so cute>NO YOUUU!! YOUR CUTE!!\>it's my goal i want to be full of whimsy>i want to spoil sososo much>been showing the model to all my friends, ill be like>you know whats NOT cute?? you guys sending me videos of shrimp being cooked in my maros!! that's sick!! you hate me you hate me!!!>they're doing this to me tomorrow...i wish
>my house is like a sauna, it's sooo cold and then i take a hot shower and i become boiled shrimp, it's colder inside than outside how does that happen???>apparently tiktok got banned in the us>then earlier today Essie sent me a video of some guy going you guys cant even spell GOON it's G-O-O-O-O-O-N and she was like, thjis is SO you>i was like what do you mean?? im a gooner?? i cant spell???>she was so happy about it too>overheard these two guys and was liek talking about women living with him sitting on his face and the other went yeah i with there were no chairs in my house and all the women would ist on my face and the other went like but you leave with our family thothis is wool coded i approve
>LULI hi luli hi luliiiii i kiss you i kiss you chuchuchu a blue wrench for a blue luli>other random story about stalking a lady in the elevator and constantly changing pressing button to keep it going and eavesdrop more>prop wont stream late at night from no own unless it is ASMR>speaking of ASMR! i said it in my space my 3Dio failed to deliver and now i have to go get it>im just yapping about anything that comes to mind>i love the sun i love joy i love vitamin D>used to play with this group of friends online who though i was australian but it was 4AM for me>i think im really good at adjusting my body clock>what was i speaking about jsut now?see above
>i like the caucasian- wahti ccan fix her
>if i ever say something surprising jsut now that i an surprised too cause i dont think before i talk>im actually very quiet at school to the point that a teacher told me "wow you can talk??">i think we match each other's freak very much>and you guys eat it up even if it does make any sense, it's the best ego booster EVER>i grew up speaking English and i have a bit of a disconnect with Shrimp language but i will study and i have Wani, Wani will teach mefor those not paying attention, Wani is Korean and not a purple squid sea which thing who i miss very much
>>the oreo shake that has 3k calories? >this is the next best thing since Panera Charged Lemonade and it's my dream to recreate the shake>im gonna somehow find a way to... find a way to recreate it yes>i love saying something weird and pretending im ESL, you should do it too! not matter what you look like, you should invest into being a gaslighter and a gatekeeper *giggles*>if i pass out from drinking the forbidden oreo shake, would you guys be medical staff? would you guys give me CPR? will you... *giggles*someone really wants to be chu'd in a romantical way
>have you seen these videos of people who make up a language with their friends and get in a uber just to fuck with the uber driver? i think we should do that, we should have some kind of shrimpcat language that nobody can understand>a dialect of shrimpcatanese only we can understand>can you tell i really like onomatopoeia?? my name is onomatopoeia >my parents learned english by watching a lot of TV dramas and putting themselves in situations where they had to speak english does Puri have cunning linguistical obsession perchance? asking for a chair
