>>87031651I would tell her
"Hey, sorry to bother you, but can I ask you about a hypothetical scenario? Suppose you had something to do with bats and were famous, would you give me an autograph if I swear to be discreet about it?"
I would then hand her my personal information and address as a safety, so that she can dox me back if I lie.
If she doesn't agree to it or acts like she doesn't know what the fuck I'm talking about, I shoot and rape her twice
