>>90036064HENRIFIRE
Phase-Connect Valentines Special, by Claude Frollo
FLAKES: It's so fun being a Lia Liker
Phase-Connect Unity forever!
/vt/: Who are we?
Hololive fans!
Fuck Nijisanji
And fuck VShojo even more!
/vt/: (More rrats, schizoposting, bait threads, flame wars and other bullshit)
HENRI: Neuro-sama
You know I am a pious fan
Of my goslinging I’m justly proud
(/vt/: YAGOO IS BEST GIRL!)
HENRI: Neuro-sama
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, normie, fleshtuber watching crowd
(Fuck Pokimane, fuck ethots)
Then tell me, Neuro,
Why I still see Pippa here,
Why her cute eyes still scorch my soul?
(Pippa is based, Pippa is based)
This sadness, this Torment,
The PAIN of getting banned again
Is making me lose my fucking mind!
(What a schizo! What a schizo!)
INFERNO!
HELLFIRE!
IT’S CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!
(*grabs pippanties*)
THIS BURNING DESIRE
IS GIVING ME PIP-KIN!
(*/vt/ reappears*)
It's not my fault (MEA CULPA!)
I'm not to blame! (GET A TULPA!)
It is Xalabussy who set me aflame! (STAY OUT OF /PCG/!)
I’m depressed (WHAT A R*TARD!)
That I got banned (WHAT A LOLCOW!)
ALL BECAUSE I SAID “CARRIED!”
(STOP SHITTING UP THE BOARD!)
My beloved yabbit,
You still are posting your based memes
While torturing my cock and balls!
DESTROY PIPKIN PIPPA
LET PHASE AND VTUBERS GO TO HELL!
If you won't be my Oshi once again...
(song pauses, Chase knocks on the door)
CHASE: Henri, every Phase Friend blocked us on Twitter.
HENRI: (speaking) The fuck?
CHASE: And Kiwifarms is after us, we're fucked.
HENRI: But how? I... Never mind. Keep the attack!
I'll have her! I'll have her even if it takes A BILLION ALTS!
(song resumes)
HELLFIRE
PINK FIRE
NOW YOU BITCH, IT'S YOUR TURN!
CHOOSE ME OR GET FIRED
UNBAN ME OR YOU'LL BURN!
YAGOO have mercy on her…
(YOUR OSHI HATES YOU!)
YAGOO have mercy on Me…
(MOVE ON DUDE!)
But she will be mine
OR SHE.
WILL.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
