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>Be Calliope Mori
>Know nothing about vtubing
>Friend tells you about Hololive auditions
>Decide to apply and lie on the application to cheat your friend out of the spot
>Become incredibly successful due to being in the right place at the right time and being the first EN gen right as Hololive is exploding in popularity in the west
>Decide the job you were hired to do is boring
>Use your new clout to chase collabs with AO
>All Hololive supports you by retweeting and commenting on your work
>Completely ignore them
>Half ass every single stream you do. 50% of streams are lazy as fuck zatsudans.
>Complain that you don't have enough energy to put your full effort into the job that pulls in six figures a month because you use up too much energy chasing asian dick
>Release a diss track against indie vtubers despite not know 80% of the people in your own vtubing company and completely lucking into your position
>Make Kiara look bad by completely ignoring the ship Cover set up for your character and playing tsundere like shit
>Make a martyr of yourself despite the fact you're completely incompetent at your job and you're only kept afloat by a legion of simps who find your live2d attractive
>Whine about how you can't collab with Charlie and literal whores
>Whine about how you have to follow rules and get permissions for games despite the fact every other Holo just deals with it
