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Looks bros, the way I see it, there are a few ways this all plays out.
1. Kiki finds somebody and gets married and forgets about us. The champyons go crazy and start an international cat and mouse chase for Kiki and her betrothed, killing ourselveves in a death battle for dominance and ultimate control of Kiki.
2. We build a commune on a private island somewhere, and find someway to peacefully share Kiki amongst ourselves in a reverse harem. In-fighting and jealously festers, resulting in separate factions forming in the commune, each vying for power and control of the island. Eventually the infighting grows to levels that can no longer be contained resulting in us battling to the death, with the last man standing marrying and breeding Kiki.
3. The smartest amongst us work together to build perfect genetic replicas of Kiki and we release them into the wild, 1 Kiki for every champyon, true peace on earth is finally realized. But eventually our desire for Kiki drives us mad and one Kiki is no longer enough. Champyons ascend to the stars in search of more Kiki's, and conduct a battle at interstellar scale for dominance. He who controls the Kiki's, controls the universe, and was the one true Champyon foretold in legends.
