>>7977596>>7978052Quick! We've got a global crisis on our hands: the hostile Cometopia, the pride of Hololandia, is making a push for the region! Their countless hoshiyomi will obliterate us if we don't ally ourselves with at least (2) more nearby nations.
Current alliances:
>Tako Theocracy (a staunch ally for as long as we can remember)>Ameland (recent ally thanks to the Screw Cover pact signed nearly two months ago)>Underworld (alliance is mutually beneficial for the appeasement of the clanless /u/schizos roaming these lands whose assistance can occasionally depend on)>Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining Nenechi Land (thanks to us participating in the League of Orange Women, which also includes Dragon America but that nation is currently taken over by chinks and unavailable to assist)>Turkeystan (our most cunning and lethal ally as of the signing of the Superior Bird Race Pact)Who else do we get onboard to fight the hoshiyomi and how do we convince them?