Hey Trooptards, Nº1 vtuber anti on the board here to present you with this season's hottest single.
https://vocaroo.com/15URPKFhx4wxEnjoy the dulcid tones of Plankton roasting your geriatric oshi.
You're a loser mrs koops
You really are a slore
You're as funny as a scallop
And you're also such a bore
Mrs koooooops
You're a wanton strumpet
That every viewer should ignore
You're a hack, mrs koops
Debuting new models every week
Taking constant breaks
Won't make you any less a freak
Mrs kooooooops
Hop off spacers dick for five seconds
And your stream won't be so bleak
You're a fraud, mrs koops
Your collabs suck donkey balls
You stole a grand idea
And made it yours with no remorse
Mrs koooooops
I know you think your meme voiceovers are good
But I think
You're beating a dead horse
You're depressing, mrs koops
Charismatic as a brick
You come off as a hussy
And a harlot and a hick
Mrs koooooops
I bet if you were offered a 4090
Free of charge
You'd even be willing to blow st. Nick
You're useless, mrs koops
In your 30s and a neet
Your own body rejects you
Cuz you're a liar and a cheat
Mrs koooooops
If you entered a sucking at video games competition
And your opponent was DarkSydePhil
You'd certainly have 'em beat
You're a deadweight, mrs koops
You'll never be a bride
You're a giant disappointment
To every /jp/ anon worldwide
Mrs koooooops
Despite larping as a motherly figure for troopas, if they were your actual children
Those poor little turtles would've died.
