>>21850260So Squchan was in the news again today. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Apparently she was sitting there, minding her own business, and then a fly - tiny little thing - makes a run for her mouth. She swallows it whole. I guess it had caught on to the "come inside Squchan" craze and took it a bit too literally.
Y'know I was in New York last week, they love Squchan out there. Love her to pieces. Everybody out there from Staten Island to the Bronx wants to come inside Squchan. They get all hot and bothered every time she streams. I've heard Squchan-fever has gotten so bad out there that even the Statue of Liberty has her hands down her pants whenever she streams.
Eh, but it's not all smiles. Squchan cancelled a stream last week. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Yeah it was tragic. It left elevenhundred stay at home workers with nothing to do but their jobs.
We got a great show tonight, we got special guest Yochlesh who's gonna show us the "art of knot-tying" and say hello to our very special Tonight Show Band!
