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I meet Coco's roommate down at the local strip club after a successful business deal at the business factory. I did not want to disturb her too much, so I asked her if I could ask her one short question(other than the question asking for the question, of course). She looked at me like I was walking garbage, and after downing her drink said:
>Sure. One question.
I knew this was my chance, so I built up the courage and asked:
>The voice actress for Haato.. Is she actually just pretending?
The entire club went silent and Coco's eyes went wide. After what felt like 10 minutes of silence, Coco broke into an ugly laugh. Everyone else looked uncomfortable, when she was done I heard her mumble something. I asked shocked:
>E-excuse me, can you repeat that?
And she yelled back:
>I SAID: WEST TAIWAN CAN GO SUCK IT!!!
I was appalled, I thought it had all been just rumors, I tried to get out of there but no matter where I went Coco followed, chanting:
>TAIWAN NUMBER ONE! TAIWAN NUMBER ONE!
She kept at it while I tried to hail a cab, and finally as one came for me, she tapped me on the shoulder and said:
>No, she is not just pretending, she really is retarded.
She winked at me as I escaped into the vehicle. Needless to say, I sleep with one eye open these days.
