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Crikey! Look at what we have here! It appears we have attracted the elusive Josephitus Bulkus. This here is a rather silly creature that came about from strange evolutionary disfigurement. Being parasitical in nature, it spends most of the day leeching off its own parents while contributing nothing in return. During the night time, it prefers to hunt in the dredges of society, subsisting on decaying fecal matter of other organisms. There are no natural predators of this beast, mainly because there is no nutritional value or any remotely appetizing feature about the creature. Instead, it simply dies from uselessness, and only becomes fodder for fungus, as it's measly existence comes to an end. When not even the fungi are willing to consume this creature, it is collected for study so that we may know more on what to avoid when breeding animals. In every specimen collected, there is always significant damage to the brain, which is theorized to be the cause of its abhorrent nature. Truly a marvelous animal, one that is an affront to God and Mother Nature herself
