Here's the wife test:
https://www.idrlabs.com/wife-rating-scale/test.phpGoing to post my answers and the final score:
>Is a good hostess – even to unexpected guests.Often
>Is a neat housekeeper – tidy and clean.Often
>Is slow in coming to bed.Never
>Puts her cold feet on the husband at night to warm them.Often
>Can carry an interesting conversation.Often
>Often has crooked seams in her hose.Never
>Wears red nail polish.Never
>Doesn't like children.Never
>Asks husband's opinions regarding important decisions and purchases.Often
>Never goes to bed angry; always makes up first.Often
>Wears soiled or ragged dresses and aprons around the house.Never
>Has a good sense of humor – is jolly and gay.Often
>Flirts with other men at parties or in restaurants.Never
>Is a back-seat driver.Never
>Goes to bed with curlers in her hair or with lots of face cream.Never
>Is suspicious and jealous.Never
>Is often late for appointments.Never
>Can play a musical instrument, e.g., piano, violin, etc.Often
>Lets the husband sleep late on Sundays and holidays.Often
>Dresses for breakfast.Often
>Has meals ready on time.Often
>Fails to set on buttons or darn socks regularly.Never
>Personally puts the children to bed.Often
>Is religious – sends children to church or Sunday school and goes herself.Often
It's just that easy being best girl