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Hello you sexy mother fuckers. Dnd time in Vnug recap
>Made a little village right next to /uuu/ border called Puellola Village as the starting point
>Told everyone that this village is being harassed by some annoying jazz music lovers who come around and play music obnoxiously loud for no reason
>LETS INTRODUCE YOUR CHARACTERS FRIENDS
>I should clarify I have 2 classes so 2 different sets of players, they go back to back.
>Group 1 had actual fun but mostly didnt know what they were doing
>Some fucker thought he was hot shit and challenged the mayor of this village to a fight cuz he wanted double reward money. He had only 2 HP. Needless to say he got his fucking ass kicked
>2 people decide to just do fucking nothing for some reason and stay at the village while the other 4 people actually play the game
>They hear a noise in the woods. The thick woods covered in mist which was very clearly emphasized
>Those 2 fuckers get lost
And now Group 2 who is even MORE retarded
>2 out of the 6 players didnt even have fucking character sheets......
>2 told them all your rolls have no modifiers and all your shit is just basic dice rolls
>Introduce the village, the enemies, and the basic plot for now
>"SO WHAT ARE WE DOING" says one of the players without a fucking character sheet
>I tell them either fight or get drunk i guess
>This nigga takes it seriously and nhe party splits (ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA) and 3 people who are actually good at the game go to the camp to find the annoying musicians while the 3 retards go and get drunk
>I decide to do a little trolling and roll for random bullshit and got a 98 out of 100
>ALRIGHT YOU FUCKERS HERES A GIANT SCORPION IF YOU WONT GO TO THE FIGHT ILL BRING THE FIGHT TO YOU
>And out of 3 people vs stinger boy, the "murderous" rogue hides like a bitch, the guy with a hard on for Hades gets one round knocked the fuck out, and the guy without a character sheet rolls like shit (he would have hit if he had modifiers lol)
>Meanwhile the 3 people who are actually having fun walk the path to the musician camp and actually do scouting, recon, other magical shit that actually helps them, and overall play the game properly
And then I came home, took off my pants, slept on the couch for a bit, and now im here.
Vnugboi do you approve of Puellola village? I wanted that general area to be the main point they explore around until later. Puellola means flower or flora in Korean im just too lazy to look it up. And given its close proximity to the saplings border, I thought it would make sense to have a nice friendly village full of beautiful plant life.
