>>101046632Hi. King of All Starknights here. Let me explain. You know how people say "girls don't poop/fart/pee" and we all sort of laugh because we know it's not true? There's a reason we pretend, Anon. Every time the women of your dreams farts and pees and poops, the sheen dims a little bit. She's a little bit more of a living, breathing bag of meat, just like you.
Jelly, and I say this with love, is about a shiny as cast iron at this point. We're still going to marry our bro, but let's not get crazy about it, huh?
