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A pekoposter finds a genie in a bottle. The genie offers him three wishes. He’s a stupid nousagi but he knows what he likes.
The nousagi says, “I want schizos to invade /vt/ from SEA and then go back to Facebook.”
So it happens and the schizos army invaded /vt/ from Facebook and easily ruins the board.
For his next wish, before the genie can even finish his sentence, the nousagi again asks for the Schizos to invade /vt/ from the SEA and then go home.
So it happens. And the schizos raid /vt/ from the SEA.
For his third wish, the nousagi again asks for the schizos to invade /vt/ from their phones and go home.
“I gave you three wishes,” the genie cries. “Why did you ask for schizos to invade /vt/ from the SEA region three times?”
Because to invade /vt/ 3 times they had to go through Reddit 6 times