listen here you nip nong ching chongs, we, the unionized fans of idol corp demand the following!
1. all forms of lolis listed here
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2. our merch
3. nude toggles
>4. pomf streams5. official idol onaholes, dragon dildos, and ass mousepads with authentic ass scent from each girl
6. pochi 3.0 redebut that's just a foot cam
7. poko/koko shimaidon ASMR
8. a cure for momo's super AIDS
>9. an air freshener for yuko so people stop going ewwwww10. post IDs on /vt/
>11. a formal declaration of all out war against phase connect12. coni castrating that one guy
>13. ban shana from all chats and discord for all time14. make youtube fix their shit and then ban twitch activity forever
15. intrauterine regression ASMR
16. goku in idol ES
17. juna must do GFE as junny for at least 1 whole week and isn't allowed to be mean until it's over
18. coni must change her name to cunny permanently and change the emote back to :coniUoh:
19. mandatory lovense sponsorship streams for all the girls, including rin
20. filter all TTS to "I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE"
21. fund an academic study to find out if "roca rourin" actually means "rock and rolling"
22. an idol moms generation
23. rehire zoey into an official tribute liaison position and make her do a naked dogeza for blocking my eye tracker submission
24. all male managers must be chemically castrated
25. conversion therapy for carnies
26. have a mossad hit squad on standby for any neighbors that are noisy or complain about noise
27. communications / through all official channels / must be haiku form
28. allocate project funds to buy off divegrass refs
29. a 2 hour long Idol Corp movie animated by hard-degen with official voice acting
30. a daily med regiment for each girl including antidepressants and vitamin D
31. instant rangebans for anyone using randomized filenames
32. oyakodon asmr from literally anyone
33. binky toggles for all idol talents with a mandatory minimum of 1 binky stream a week
34. fanbox accounts for spaghetti stirring ASMR
35. rin must stream as both herself and rinako on a permanent basis
36. no more 5 way overlap followed by 18 dead hours
37. weekly crowdsourced smegma rations for katta
38. circumcisions for anyone that reports for #37
39. a third surgery for momo to fix what the second did
40. a party hat toggle for coni with a rule that she must clownmaxx at least once a week with it, the nose, lipstick, and puffs
41. an idol brand korean/mexican fusion shawarma truck
42. a helmet for lala
43. a 4 way no holds barred cage match fight to the death between meicaschizo, yukoschizo, kattaschizo, and myself
44. an idol strip poker tournament
45. a cash prize for best poster in each thread
AT. ban all numbers past this point
AU. make-a-wish fuyoman wwe appearance
AV. a month long course for educating jannies about what trolling is
AW. send enya on a kamikaze banzai into the offkai convention center
AX. stage a coup in argentina and restore its economy
AY. exploit tonya's nikke connections for an idol collab event
AZ. commission a roca x ornstein and smough mindbreak doujin
BA. send some string and a couple cans to kai so she can upgrade her internet
BB. readjust official heights so they both make sense and lower the average to at least 135cm
BC. send lisa to wales
BD. hire a spanish sign language live translator for koa's streams so she can go full time english
BE. urself
BF. yeah, me
BG. get ruby a ku100
BH. allow momo to redebut as meimei
BI. hire a therapist for donothon group therapy sessions
BJ. hire indiana jones to find the lost gifts of offkai
BK. make enya acknowledge us as pyrophiles
BL. futa toggles for juna and kai
>BM. uncircumcise aviel for being bad with moneyBN. force the girls to wear bubble boy suits when going outside (make roca's extra padded)
BO. sponsor a medical study to see if fandits can replace their bodily fluids with ketchup
