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>be irystocrat
>wake up
>shit in my diaper
>take it off
>swing it around in the air and woop like an ape
>smear the contents on the walls and ceiling
>slap my mother with it
>throw it out of the window and hit a passing grandma (people are around because i woke up at 3pm)
>try to have sex with family dog but its too fast
>order mcdonalds from ubereats with moms credit card
>sit down at PC with my 5 grand macs, dip one in milkshake
>open IryS's member post
>vote