>>87761414lots of lettuce hate
>P: she made me like onions, maybe she can make me like lettuce >O: i own a takoyaki pan, it's not here>P: Olive, have you made me cry before?>O: ....maaaybe?>O: i love keyboard sounds, i want an IBM model MNEEEEEERD>P: she's my best friend, she knows all my secrets>O: all of them!>P: she knows where i hid the bodies>O: ALL OF THEM!! i have pictures of them>P: i took pictures for her>O: whereever my interests take me Pillow is near unless she doesnt understand it>P: i try to get interested into what she likes>O: i showed you my cool code yesterday and you didnt even care!!! >P: i did care! i just didnt know what it meant>P: she's even worse at horror games than i am>O: im an anxious little dog that pees everywhere>O: she does kinda pee everywhere >P: back to the basement! so! how did you like that omurice?>O: im sorry i burnt it>*sad pillow sounds*>O: don't cry, it would be the second time today already>O: she won't even think about me 24/7 can you believe that??>P: tell them what's in my head!>O: only soft cute things... for sure... >P: yes!>P: she only exist when i think about her>O: and she only wants to think about you guys>P: well, you know>*Pillow pulls Olive closer, at armpit height, and declares proudly*>i'm kinda sweatynow checking out the hashtag posts
