>>82294805>in my head this is the story of star wars>so there'a obiwan kenobi right >and he trains luke skywalker>and them princess leia is like the princess>and then luke and leia fall in love>and then leia is like im actually your sister and it gets awkard after that>after that there's this scene in a bar>and then after that... after that... obiwan kenobi fucking dies and then chewbacca is just there he doesnt do much>and then there the yellow robot guy, and he talks like that "oh master skyralker">and then theres R2D2 and he's like "hmznhznzmzhnh">and then dark vader is like "luke, i am your father" and luke is like "noooooooooo" and SOMEONE's arm gets cut off, i think...>and them time skip time skip and then this girl name ren wait not ren, rei>and she's like the last.... the last aft is she.... the last jedi!>and she's like so poor and she lives on a planet that has something>and then theres a little round guy BB8>but then luke skywalker is all emo and depressed and he has a beard now and rei is like "teach me how to be the last jedi" but in british and luke is like "no can do">and then kylo ren has a big nose and he's all emo and he fucking kills luke skyalker and omg luke skywalker dies>all my friends had a crush on that guy>and there's probably some more in there but its not that important>im so sorry... thank you for listening>and then there's that guy!! and he has a little girlfriendRaki then explain that Star Trek is basically the Teletubbies in Space but that one actor got murdered
