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Pippa... DONT BUY A MONKEY
DO NOT BUY A MONKEY
These things learn fast. Faster than you'd think. Before you know it, they've taken over. You leave for the shops one day. You go to the checkout. Your debit card declines: insufficient funds. You return home, in tears. It turns out Jill 2.0 has drained your bank accounts to purchase a model + rigger.
Jill2 is sitting at your computer, streaming. Rolling in akasupas. "I love this lil' guy like you wouldn't believe". He posesses innate talent for the Bloons Tower Defense series. Soon, simian soldiers surround your senpais and replace them too. Forced onto the street, you look up. It's a billboard advertisement for Jill Pipkin. Your funds, friends, fanbase and future are stolen by a 1'3" monkey. As you tune in for the Planet of the Apes watchalong, tears in your eyes, you wonder where did it all go so wrong.
Faqing Monkeys, not even once.
