>>77493349(You) are Subaru's father, and you are getting increasingly worried about her future as her fertility clock ticks ever closer to midnight. She'll grow into an infertile hag! A Christmas cake left to go stale on the shelf! Oh, the humanity!
So, as any loving father would do, you set out on a quest to find somebody... ANYBODY who is worthy (or even just willing) enough to fuck your daughter!