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Relieve stress by rubbing Bae's ears! Now for $69.99 get your own pair of rat ears! Pull em! Fold em! Bury your face in em! These babies are so big they get both ABC stations*!
Don't wait, order now and for only $99.99 you not only get rat ears, you'll also get the official Hakos Baelz dogeza desk toy! Gomenasorry with grace! Sumimasen in style! No one can be mad at you when you're this cute!
That's $150 of merch for only $99.99! Don't pass up this deal! Don't look at your bank statements! Don't check the shipping fee^! Don't get disheartened by the shipping timeline! Don't fuck with chuuni Bae or she'll chidori your nads!
ORDER NOW!
*Rat ears NOT actually capable of receiving OTA broadcast television in AUS or USA.
^Shipping fees calculated and charged at time of shipping. Shipping to Japan unavailable.
