>>95194089When I was young I'd play a lot of NES games and when I went to the bathroom I'd say the name of the game or whatever that I was trying to beat/hated/etc.
I.e. I've gotta go take a Super Mario
Some alternatives could be
Gotta go the tapir target range
Gotta go diarrhea this dream
Gotta go veggie this tale
Gotta go spray and pray
Gotta go fast and furiout
Gotta beat 116
Gotta give the toilet nightmares
Gotta unlock Mr. Game and Watch
Gotta find the cow level