I wrote this shit back when Kinolime had maybe 3 streams total (all of them FNAF), immediately after the first time she drank "butter" (water).
Read to the tune of 'Shia Labeouf' Live by Rob Cantor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCIRead Lolime as "Low Lime" or "Loh Lime" instead of "Loli May".
You're browsing youtube
There's no chuubas online, and your internet's dead
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot her. (Doctor Lolime)
She's following you, about 30 posts back
She posts a chuck-e-cheese animatronic and rushes you
She's gaining on you! (Doctor Lolime)
You're looking for a janny, but you're all turned around
She's almost upon you now, and you can see there's butter on her face!
My God, there's butter everywhere!
Running from FNAF lore with Doctor Lolime
She's brandishing a book, it's Doctor Lolime
Lurking in the forums, FlaVR superstar Doctor Lolime
Reading all the books, Doctor Lolime
Beating the games, Doctor Lolime
Eating all the butter, actual vtuber Doctor Lolime
Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost her
But you're hopelessly lost yourself, stranded with a FNAF fan
You browse silently through the forums
Aha! In the catalog, a small thread with live posts!
Hope!
You open the link, but your head! Ah! It's caught in the rrats!
Not taking your meds (Lolime, Lolime)
Reading all the rratposts (Lolime, Lolime)
Now you're on the AI posts
Posting them all, Doctor Lolime
Prompting the AI, Doctor Lolime
But she doesn't see you lurking, Doctor Lolime
You're pressing the hide button
Reporting vtuber Doctor Lolime
Massive report war with Doctor Lolime
Wrestling a FNAF book from Doctor Lolime
Telling her the spoilers
Safe at last from Doctor Lolime
You click back into the catalog, mind recoiling from the huge rrats
You've beaten Doctor Lolime...
Wait! She isn't done! Lolime Surprise!
There's a rrat with (you)r name, and rage in her eyes
But you can do Shitpostsu (You can do it!)
Schizo attack superstar Doctor Lolime
Legendary fight with Doctor Lolime
Normal tuesday night for Doctor Lolime
You try to post a rrat and dox Doctor Lolime
But mind is draining fast from your rrat brain
She's hiding every post, she spoils your anime
You counter with fnaf leaks, you catch her getting rekt
The janny's banning her now
You have just spoiled FNAF to Doctor Lolime!
Her threads topple to page 10, postless
You fall to the main thread and post your win
You're finally safe... From Doctor Lolime...
