>>84797244Let me tell you the ultimate hack to "learn" programming.
Programming is not a skill to be learned, it's a means to an end. Think about it like this: imagine your grandma told you "Fagknight sonny! I see you playing them newfangled Nintendoes and I reckon I want to learn games, but I can't find the first step to take on that there computer!"
The obvious answer is "look at a specific piece of media/software that interests or appeals to you and interact with it till you learn". This is how you learn any programming language, and honestly, any language in general.