>>24644760>>>vt/asp/My dear, sweet anon. That's what I do. It's what I live for.
To help unfortunate viewers like yourself.
Poor goslings with no one else to turn to.
I admit that in the past I've been ablaze
They weren't kidding when they called me TBA
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made content
Like this
And fortunately I know a little modeling
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear anon, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (goslings)
Poor unfortunate viewers
In pain, in need
This one longing to be famous
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate viewers
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my thread
Wanting advice, to get ahead
And I help them!
Yes I do
Now it's happened a few times
The males couldn't get the dames
And I'm afraid they were cucked by their darlings
Yes I've had menheras sperg
But on the whole I've kept my word
To those poor unfortunate goslings
