Quoted By:
DEAREST RABBIT WIFE.
I AM ABOUT TO VIOLENTLY DEVOUR AN ENTIRE NEW-YORKER RANGE DOMINO'S PIZZA IN A SINGLE SITTING. IT WAS DELIVERED BY A VERY STUPID INDIAN DELIVERY MAN WHO MANGED TO GO ABOUT 4 KILOMETERS PAST MY HOUSE BEFORE DELIVERING IT, DICKING AROUND IN THE SURROUNDING SUBURBS, WASTING HALF AN HOUR OF MY LIFE.
I REQUIRE BOTH MY BELOVED'S WELL-WISHES FOR MY (admittedly iron-cast) GUT AND PRAISE FOR NOT BLUDGEONING THE DELIVERY MAN TO DEATH.
THANK YOU.
ALSO I MADE AN ART.
LOVE FOREVER,
- LOUD CHAMPY