>>32076898>party gets to the big bad evil guy"So uhhh, I have been watching you with my magic mirror, and I need to ask. How did you guys manage to go through a continent's worth of ba-"
>barbarian lays a hand on his shoulder, rogue shaking in the background, in tears"please, don't ask. Please. You'll do it again..."
>small risuner bard excitedly jumps up"You see, you see, it's because there's this really sexy DM out there and I want him to stick his d-"
>a meteorite crashes on him. They are undergroundBarbarian: ....
Rogue: ....
BBEG: ....I see.
